My Errant Mind

The “leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium” knows how to get votes. She’s going to give everyone that votes for her a free blowjob.

Well, not everyone, and not just those who vote for her. She will just give 40,000 of them. And, her party will foot the bill so she can travel wherever she needs to go to deliver the goods. Almost sounds like a drunken Democracy Gone Wild video filmed at spring break somewhere.

However, this is real hardcore politics—not porn.

Belgian politics apparently gets people aroused (yeah, yeah, easy pun, I know…). Take a look at the sort of ads it produces:

So, to make things a bit more civil, Tania Dervaux is going to bring change to Belgian politics. Change and a lot of woodies. She intends to restore a better balance of political power that favors the people and not the politicians:

Still, Tania is no pushover. She isn’t going to stand for politicians screwing things up for everyone else. She doesn’t like it when politicians act for their own selfish interests and ignore the people:

Go to her site and check it out. There is a convenient form where you can sign up for your blowjob. Apparently, you don’t have to live in Belgium, and she is planning to travel all over the world. There are a few rules, however. The TOS clearly states in one section:

3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

* applicants must be 18yrs old or above
* condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
* the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
* any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
result in immediate end of service
* Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

I knew there was a reason politics always interested me. Anyone else feel like moving to Belgium?